undocumented Windows 95 error-codes
Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger
WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted – System confused
WinErr: 006 Malicious error – Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007 System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008 Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D Window closed – Do not look outside
WinErr: 00E Window open – Do not look inside
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 011 Window open – Do not look outside
WinErr: 012 Window closed – Do not look inside
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error – Huh ?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory – Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.
